The New-Age Emoji Keyboard You Need to Download

Written by: the Editors of goop


Updated on: November 14, 2022

It’s no secret that the New-Age freaks at goop HQ have an affinity for all things crystal and mystical (check our shaman bag here, energy clearing kit here). Which is why we were quick to download new-to-us app, Happy Noise—a keyboard spread of crystal emojis (there’s citrine and rose quartz, and even an amethyst stone on top of an ice cream cone), evil eye options, a flower-constructed peace sign, crystal ball, and other whimsical/magic icons and essentials like a rainbow banana and not-your-average unicorn. (We’re told that each illustration is saged before it goes live.) IRL, Happy Noise also sells pin versions (i.e. for your lapels) of their crystal emojis. Right now, they have a special embroidered vagina heart patch (jean-jacket ready), with 50 percent of the proceeds benefitting Planned Parenthood—which provides critical health care to 2.5 million women and men in the US, including Pap and STD tests, breast exams, and cancer screenings. Safe to buy with abandon.