The Valentine’s Day Gift Guide
for Lovers and Skeptics

Glissant Sea Salt & Caramel
Water-Based Lube goop, $55

Spritz and repeat.

Fleur du Mal Bouquet Lace Scooped Balconette Bra goop, $138

Want a lift?

We Take the Cake Valentine Bouquet cupcakes We Take the Cake, $79

A different kind of edible arrangement.

ILIA Clean Liquid Liner goop, $28

Bedroom eyes on demand.

Kiki de Montparnasse Lace beaded blindfold goop, $250

Seek and ye shall find.

goop Beauty GOOPGENES Nourishing Repair Body Butter goop, $55/$50 with subscription

For skin that’s soft to the touch, firm, and thoroughly moisturized.

Ode à la Rose Farm-Fresh bouquet delivery Ode à la Rose, prices vary

A failproof gift for a reason.

Eriness Baguette and Chain
Drop Earrings goop, $3,250

The only thing better than diamond earrings is triple-diamond earrings.

Coco de Mer Leather Lead goop, $120

Dom for a day.

goop Wellness DTF goop, $55/$50 with subscription

Premium-grade fuel for your sex drive.*

Crystal Cadence virtual soundbath Crystal Cadence, $350 a session

A soothing soundbath
by a seasoned pro.

Math Magazine Sex-positive magazine subscription Math Magazine, $38

Not your brother’s porno mag.

We-Vibe Date Night Set goop, $199

Double date?

LoveSeen The Lovefest goop, $120

Chicest false lashes—in an
easy-to-use kit.

Anita Ko Diamond Hepburn Choker goop, $21,000

Designed to rest at the sexiest part of your neck.

The Expert Virtual interior design consultation gift card The Expert, $850 for a
55-minute consultation

Your love language: acts of service.

LELO Enigma Cruise goop, $219

A dual-stimulation vibrator that’s twice the fun.

goop x Heretic This Smells Like My
Orgasm Roll-On goop, $45

Grapefruit, neroli, Turkish rose absolutes, and more.

Khaite Liliana Dress goop, $980

Slip into something more comfortable.

Le Bristol Paris In-house Fromagerie Le Bristol Paris, prices vary

Visit the new cheese-aging cellar at Le Bristol Paris. No, you can’t sleep in it (we asked).

La DoubleJ Dessert Plate,
Set of 6 goop, $340

This…

Lady M New York Signature Mille Crêpes goop, $123

…for that.

Anissa Kermiche Body Salt & Pepper Shakers goop, $88

Together forever.

Furtuna Skin furtuna skin x jeremy scott Set goop, $310

Nice package.

Convive Wine & Spirits Personal
wine-cellar
planning service Convive Wine & Spirits, prices vary

Personalized wine-cellar planning
service for them, unlimited invitations
to theirs for you.

Grown Alchemist Hand Care Kit goop, $49

Their hands are in…good hands.

Desmond and Dempsey Signature Set goop, $145

Permission to stay horizontal: granted.

Casa Clara Frankie Slippers goop, $68

Feet in the clouds.

Everdure The Cube Portable Grill goop, $199

Raise the steaks on
Valentine’s Day dinner.

Courant The Catch 2 Wireless Charger goop, $150

Take charge of your life.

goop Beauty GOOPGENES
All-in-One Nourishing Face Cream goop, $95/$86 with subscription

Give good face.

Ojai Valley Inn & Spa A Stay at the private Casa Elar Ojai Valley Inn & Spa, from $6,500 a night

Grab your bikini and a dozen or so
of your best friends for an epic
Galentine’s Day weekend.

G. Label Kirstie Striped
Puff-Sleeve Cardigan goop, $595

Dress them up in your love.

goop Wellness Ultraplush Self-Heating
G-Spot Vibrator goop, $89

Its self-heating function gently
warms the vibrator to just above
body temperature.

Bondeye Jewelry Rose Quartz Munchkin Earrings goop, $875

A festive color palette that
works year-round.

Kiki de Montparnasse Etoile Bullet Vibrator goop, $98

Small but mighty—and so, so slick.

The Maker Wild Eau de Parfum goop, $160

Answers the question: What happens when peach, tuberose, and sandalwood hook up?

andSons Chocolatiers Grand Valentine’s Day Box andSons Chocolate, $269 for a box of 84 chocolates

A box of chocolates that will last well into March.

We-Vibe Bond Vibrating Ring goop, $129

A discreet, remote-controlled stimulation ring.

Feed Your Hospital donation Feed Your Hospital

Support our health care heroes and local Asian restaurants at once.

Vram Ruby Chrona
Chandelier Earrings goop, $77,000

Give ’em that razzle-dazzle.

What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Red Lambskin
Full-Flap 9″ Bag goop, $5,560

Red hot.

Dr. Alexandra Solomon Intimate Relationships 101 Dr. Alexandra Solomon, $297

A virtual master class in building the relationship you want.

G. Label Luke Piped
Button-Down Shirt goop, $495

Top?

G. Label Leslie Piped Pants goop, $425

Or bottom? (How about both.)

Eriness Diamond Baguette Tennis Bracelet goop, $6,950

Wrist game: strong.

Madhuri Starburst Fancy Sapphires Ring goop, $4,528

A star is worn.

Post Ranch Inn Elopement Package Post Ranch Inn,
$3,900 to $5,900

An achingly romantic ceremony for just you and your boo.

Nak Armstrong Large Strap Heart
Pendant Necklace goop, $18,400

Be still our hearts.

What Goes Around Comes Around Hermès Navy Box
Kelly Medium Bag goop, $14,500

Style for style.

AS29 Medium Diamond Lock
on Chunky Links Chain
in Yellow Gold goop, $7,840

All chain, no ball.

Hotel Esencia The Esencia Suite Hotel Esencia, from $3,200 per night

Live the suite life at one of the most stunning hotels in the world.

Jennifer Meyer Small Inside-Out Ruby Hoops goop, $4,550

Hoop, there it is.

Historic Mail Love Letters of WWII Historic Mail, $60 for 10 weeks of letters

Notes from the past.

Shay Jewelry 18-Karat Ruby Heart Necklace goop, $3,740

Pretty in pink.

Robinson Pelham Identity Diamond Link Bracelet goop, $16,750

No weak links here.

Edie Parker Checkers in Rose Quartz goop, $1,895

Players gonna play.

The Poetry Society of New York Poem Commission The Poetry Society of New York, $80

When DIY simply won’t do.

Ananya Scatter Orbit Earrings goop, $4,980

It’s written in the stars.

goop x Heretic This Smells Like My
Prenup Candle goop, $75

Also good for burning legal documents.

Syng Cell Alpha Triphonic speaker Syng, $1,799

Best for blasting love songs.

G. Label Kitt Sweatshirt goop, $220

Fleece so good.

G. Label Dean Drawstring Sweatpants goop, $225

It’s the cotton twill drawcords for us.

The Caker Flourless dark chocolate gold leaf cake kit The Caker, $25

Bake your cake and eat it, too.

The Organic Pharmacy Embroidered Rose Collection goop, $562

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’ll take my flowers in skin-care
form, thank you.

The Art of Living silent retreat The Art of Living, from $1,135

Spend some quality time
with number one.

G. Label Sydney Floating-Diamond
Pinkie Ring goop, $1,300

Pinkies up.

Pupsential Custom embroidered dog portrait sweatshirt Pupsential, $168

Keep your one true love
close to your heart.

Seemore Sausage party pack Seemore, $75

Ain’t no party like a sausage party.

goop Wellness Double-Sided Wand Vibrator goop, $95

Take pleasure into your own hands.

goop x Heretic hands off my vagina candle goop, $75

We’re donating $25 per candle sold on goop.com and in our retail stores to the ACLU Foundation’s Reproductive Freedom Project.**

The Palazzo Fiuggi Life Rewind Program The Palazzo Fiuggi, from €7,650 a person

A tricked-out seven-night wellness retreat in a storybook Italian palace.

Anita Ko Zoe Necklace goop, $15,550

You’re so golden.

Burnside Rare Books First American edition of Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy Burnside Rare Books, $2,300

An (anti)love story as old as time.

Mark Amerika and Michael Theodore Celestial Bodies NFT 1stDibs

For the budding NFT collector.

Herbal Goods Co. Organic Prerolled Cones,
set of 5 goop, $19

For rolling with your homies.

Moët & Chandon Champagne Vending Machine Neiman Marcus, $38,000

*Personal-size champagne
bottles not included.

vitruvi Mixed Feelings Essential Oil Blend goop, $32

Go from meh to ahh in seconds flat.

Playa Healing Hair Masque goop, $38

“I can’t go out tonight—I’m
washing my hair.”

HigherDOSE Red Light Face Mask goop, $299

LED for your RBF.

Archery & More Private Archery Lessons Archery & More, $285 an hour

Beat Cupid at his own game.

HigherDOSE Infrared Sauna Blanket V3 goop, $500

Doesn’t get any hotter than
this in the bedroom.