
The Valentine’s Day Gift Guide
for Lovers and Skeptics
When it comes to matters of the heart, we can’t claim to know it all. Ace gifts to express that which can’t be put into words for everyone from your soul mate to your buds to yourself? That we know.
F♥CK ME
The things that hit the spot every time.
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Glissant Sea Salt & Caramel
Water-Based Lube goop, $55Spritz and repeat.
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Fleur du Mal Bouquet Lace Scooped Balconette Bra goop, $138
Want a lift?
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We Take the Cake Valentine Bouquet cupcakes We Take the Cake, $79
A different kind of edible arrangement.
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ILIA Clean Liquid Liner goop, $28
Bedroom eyes on demand.
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Lizzie Mandler Knife-Edge Link Diamond
Tennis Bracelet and XL Eclat
Graduated earrings goop, $9,450 and $18,550Ready, set, match.
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Kiki de Montparnasse Lace beaded blindfold goop, $250
Seek and ye shall find.
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goop Beauty GOOPGENES Nourishing Repair Body Butter goop, $55/$50 with subscription
For skin that’s soft to the touch, firm, and thoroughly moisturized.
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Ode à la Rose Farm-Fresh bouquet delivery Ode à la Rose, prices vary
A failproof gift for a reason.
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Eriness Baguette and Chain
Drop Earrings goop, $3,250The only thing better than diamond earrings is triple-diamond earrings.
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Coco de Mer Leather Lead goop, $120
Dom for a day.
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goop Wellness DTF goop, $55/$50 with subscription
Premium-grade fuel for your sex drive.*
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Crystal Cadence virtual soundbath Crystal Cadence, $350 a session
A soothing soundbath
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Math Magazine Sex-positive magazine subscription Math Magazine, $38
Not your brother’s porno mag.
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We-Vibe Date Night Set goop, $199
Double date?
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LoveSeen The Lovefest goop, $120
Chicest false lashes—in an
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Anita Ko Diamond Hepburn Choker goop, $21,000
Designed to rest at the sexiest part of your neck.
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The Expert Virtual interior design consultation gift card The Expert, $850 for a
55-minute consultationYour love language: acts of service.
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LELO ENIGMA goop, $189
A dual-stimulation vibrator that’s twice the fun.
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goop x Heretic This Smells Like My
Orgasm Roll-On goop, $45Grapefruit, neroli, Turkish rose absolutes, and more.
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Khaite Liliana Dress goop, $980
Slip into something more comfortable.
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Le Bristol Paris In-house Fromagerie Le Bristol Paris, prices vary
Visit the new cheese-aging cellar at Le Bristol Paris. No, you can’t sleep in it (we asked).
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F♥CK YOU
For all the lucky ones (lovers, friends, friends who are also lovers) who get to be adored by you.
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La DoubleJ Dessert Plate,
Set of 6 goop, $340This…
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Lady M New York Signature Mille Crêpes goop, $123
…for that.
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Anissa Kermiche Body Salt & Pepper Shakers goop, $88
Together forever.
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Ariel Gordon More Love Token Pendant
Necklace and Silhouette
Heart Ring goop, $1,125 and $245Never enough.
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Furtuna Skin furtuna skin x jeremy scott Set goop, $310
Nice package.
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Convive Wine & Spirits Personal
wine-cellar
planning service Convive Wine & Spirits, prices varyPersonalized wine-cellar planning
service for them, unlimited invitations
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Grown Alchemist Hand Care Kit goop, $49
Their hands are in…good hands.
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Desmond and Dempsey Signature Set goop, $145
Permission to stay horizontal: granted.
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Casa Clara Frankie Slippers goop, $68
Feet in the clouds.
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Everdure The Cube Portable Grill goop, $199
Raise the steaks on
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Courant The Catch 2 Wireless Charger goop, $150
Take charge of your life.
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goop Beauty GOOPGENES
All-in-One Nourishing Face Cream goop, $95/$86 with subscriptionGive good face.
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Ojai Valley Inn & Spa A Stay at the private Casa Elar Ojai Valley Inn & Spa, from $6,500 a night
Grab your bikini and a dozen or so
of your best friends for an epic
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G. Label Kirstie Striped
Puff-Sleeve Cardigan goop, $595Dress them up in your love.
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goop Wellness Ultraplush Self-Heating
G-Spot Vibrator goop, $89Its self-heating function gently
warms the vibrator to just above
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Bondeye Jewelry Rose Quartz Munchkin Earrings goop, $875
A festive color palette that
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Kiki de Montparnasse Etoile Bullet Vibrator goop, $98
Small but mighty—and so, so slick.
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The Maker Wild Eau de Parfum goop, $160
Answers the question: What happens when peach, tuberose, and sandalwood hook up?
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andSons Chocolatiers Grand Valentine’s Day Box andSons Chocolate, $269 for a box of 84 chocolates
A box of chocolates that will last well into March.
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We-Vibe Bond Vibrating Ring goop, $129
A discreet, remote-controlled stimulation ring.
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Feed Your Hospital donation Feed Your Hospital
Support our health care heroes and local Asian restaurants at once.
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F♥CK IT
Grand romantic gesture? Say no more.
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Vram Ruby Chrona
Chandelier Earrings goop, $77,000Give ’em that razzle-dazzle.
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What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Red Lambskin
Full-Flap 9″ Bag goop, $5,560Red hot.
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Dr. Alexandra Solomon Intimate Relationships 101 Dr. Alexandra Solomon, $297
A virtual master class in building the relationship you want.
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G. Label Luke Piped
Button-Down Shirt goop, $495Top?
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G. Label Leslie Piped Pants goop, $425
Or bottom? (How about both.)
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Eriness Diamond Baguette Tennis Bracelet goop, $6,950
Wrist game: strong.
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Madhuri Starburst Fancy Sapphires Ring goop, $4,528
A star is worn.
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Post Ranch Inn Elopement Package Post Ranch Inn,
$3,900 to $5,900An achingly romantic ceremony for just you and your boo.
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Nak Armstrong Large Strap Heart
Pendant Necklace goop, $18,400Be still our hearts.
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What Goes Around Comes Around Hermès Navy Box
Kelly Medium Bag goop, $14,500Style for style.
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AS29 Medium Diamond Lock
on Chunky Links Chain
in Yellow Gold goop, $7,840All chain, no ball.
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Hotel Esencia The Esencia Suite Hotel Esencia, from $3,200 per night
Live the suite life at one of the most stunning hotels in the world.
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Jennifer Meyer Small Inside-Out Ruby Hoops goop, $4,550
Hoop, there it is.
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Historic Mail Love Letters of WWII Historic Mail, $60 for 10 weeks of letters
Notes from the past.
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Shay Jewelry 18-Karat Ruby Heart Necklace goop, $3,740
Pretty in pink.
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Robinson Pelham Identity Diamond Link Bracelet goop, $16,750
No weak links here.
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Edie Parker Checkers in Rose Quartz goop, $1,895
Players gonna play.
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The Poetry Society of New York Poem Commission The Poetry Society of New York, $80
When DIY simply won’t do.
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Ananya Scatter Orbit Earrings goop, $4,980
It’s written in the stars.
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goop x Heretic This Smells Like My
Prenup Candle goop, $75Also good for burning legal documents.
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Syng Cell Alpha Triphonic speaker Syng, $1,799
Best for blasting love songs.
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F♥CK OFF
For some of us, February 14 is less fancy chocolate and lacy lingerie, more infrared blanket and Leo Tolstoy.
Reminder: Anti-Valentine’s Day people need love, too.
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G. Label Kitt Sweatshirt goop, $220
Fleece so good.
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G. Label Dean Drawstring Sweatpants goop, $225
It’s the cotton twill drawcords for us.
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The Caker Flourless dark chocolate gold leaf cake kit The Caker, $25
Bake your cake and eat it, too.
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The Organic Pharmacy Embroidered Rose Collection goop, $562
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’ll take my flowers in skin-care
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The Art of Living silent retreat The Art of Living, from $1,135
Spend some quality time
with number one.SHOP NOW -
G. Label Sydney Floating-Diamond
Pinkie Ring goop, $1,300Pinkies up.
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Pupsential Custom embroidered dog portrait sweatshirt Pupsential, $168
Keep your one true love
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Seemore Sausage party pack Seemore, $75
Ain’t no party like a sausage party.
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goop Wellness Double-Sided Wand Vibrator goop, $95
Take pleasure into your own hands.
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goop x Heretic hands off my vagina candle goop, $75
We’re donating $25 per candle sold on goop.com and in our retail stores to the ACLU Foundation’s Reproductive Freedom Project.**
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The Palazzo Fiuggi Life Rewind Program The Palazzo Fiuggi, from €7,650 a person
A tricked-out seven-night wellness retreat in a storybook Italian palace.
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Anita Ko Zoe Necklace goop, $15,550
You’re so golden.
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Burnside Rare Books First American edition of Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy Burnside Rare Books, $2,300
An (anti)love story as old as time.
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Mark Amerika and Michael Theodore Celestial Bodies NFT 1stDibs
For the budding NFT collector.
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Herbal Goods Co. Organic Prerolled Cones,
set of 5 goop, $19For rolling with your homies.
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Moët & Chandon Champagne Vending Machine Neiman Marcus, $38,000
*Personal-size champagne
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vitruvi Mixed Feelings Essential Oil Blend goop, $32
Go from meh to ahh in seconds flat.
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Playa Healing Hair Masque goop, $38
“I can’t go out tonight—I’m
washing my hair.”SHOP NOW -
HigherDOSE Red Light Face Mask goop, $299
LED for your RBF.
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Archery & More Private Archery Lessons Archery & More, $285 an hour
Beat Cupid at his own game.
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HigherDOSE Infrared Sauna Blanket V3 goop, $500
Doesn’t get any hotter than
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*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
**Donations will be made on each candle sold until the candle sells out or July 1, 2022, whichever occurs first, and are not deductible to purchasers.