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The Valentine’s Day Gift Guide
for Lovers and Skeptics

When it comes to matters of the heart, we can’t claim to know it all. Ace gifts to express that which can’t be put into words for everyone from your soul mate to your buds to yourself? That we know.

FCK ME

The things that hit the spot every time.

  1. Glissant Sea Salt & Caramel Water-Based Lube
    Glissant Sea Salt & Caramel
    Water-Based Lube
    goop, $55

    Spritz and repeat.

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  2. Fleur du Mal Bouquet Lace Scooped Balconette Bra
    Fleur du Mal Bouquet Lace Scooped Balconette Bra goop, $138

    Want a lift?

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  3. We Take the Cake Valentine Bouquet cupcakes
    We Take the Cake Valentine Bouquet cupcakes We Take the Cake, $79

    A different kind of edible arrangement.

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  4. ILIA Clean Liquid Liner
    ILIA Clean Liquid Liner goop, $28

    Bedroom eyes on demand.

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  5. Lizzie Mandler Knife-Edge Link Diamond Tennis Bracelet and XL Eclat Graduated earrings
    Lizzie Mandler Knife-Edge Link Diamond
    Tennis Bracelet
    and XL Eclat
    Graduated earrings
    goop, $9,450 and $18,550

    Ready, set, match.

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  6. Kiki de Montparnasse Lace beaded blindfold
    Kiki de Montparnasse Lace beaded blindfold goop, $250

    Seek and ye shall find.

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  7. goop Beauty GOOPGENES Nourishing Repair Body Butter
    goop Beauty GOOPGENES Nourishing Repair Body Butter goop, $55/$50 with subscription

    For skin that’s soft to the touch, firm, and thoroughly moisturized.

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  8. Ode à la Rose FArm-Fresh bouquet delivery
    Ode à la Rose Farm-Fresh bouquet delivery Ode à la Rose, prices vary

    A failproof gift for a reason.

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  9. Eriness Baguette and Chain Drop Earrings
    Eriness Baguette and Chain
    Drop Earrings
    goop, $3,250

    The only thing better than diamond earrings is triple-diamond earrings.

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  10. Coco de Mer Leather Lead
    Coco de Mer Leather Lead goop, $120

    Dom for a day.

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  11. goop Wellness DTF
    goop Wellness DTF goop, $55/$50 with subscription

    Premium-grade fuel for your sex drive.*

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  12. Crystal Cadence virtual soundbath
    Crystal Cadence virtual soundbath Crystal Cadence, $350 a session

    A soothing soundbath
    by a seasoned pro.

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  13. Math Magazine Sex-positive magazine subscription
    Math Magazine Sex-positive magazine subscription Math Magazine, $38

    Not your brother’s porno mag.

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  14. We-Vibe Date Night Special Edition Set
    We-Vibe Date Night Set goop, $199

    Double date?

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  15. LoveSeen The Lovefest
    LoveSeen The Lovefest goop, $120

    Chicest false lashes—in an
    easy-to-use kit.

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  16. Anita Ko Diamond Hepburn Choker
    Anita Ko Diamond Hepburn Choker goop, $21,000

    Designed to rest at the sexiest part of your neck.

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  17. The Expert Virtual interior design consultation gift card
    The Expert Virtual interior design consultation gift card The Expert, $850 for a
    55-minute consultation

    Your love language: acts of service.

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  18. LELO ENIgMA
    LELO ENIGMA goop, $189

    A dual-stimulation vibrator that’s twice the fun.

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  19. goop x Heretic This Smells Like My Orgasm Roll-On
    goop x Heretic This Smells Like My
    Orgasm Roll-On
    goop, $45

    Grapefruit, neroli, Turkish rose absolutes, and more.

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  20. Khaite Liliana Dress
    Khaite Liliana Dress goop, $980

    Slip into something more comfortable.

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  21. Le Bristol Paris In-house Fromagerie
    Le Bristol Paris In-house Fromagerie Le Bristol Paris, prices vary

    Visit the new cheese-aging cellar at Le Bristol Paris. No, you can’t sleep in it (we asked).

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For all the lucky ones (lovers, friends, friends who are also lovers) who get to be adored by you.

  1. La DoubleJ Dessert Plate, Set of 6
    La DoubleJ Dessert Plate,
    Set of 6
    goop, $340

    This…

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  2. Lady M New York Signature Mille Crêpes
    Lady M New York Signature Mille Crêpes goop, $123

    …for that.

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  3. Anissa Kermiche Body Salt and Pepper Shakers
    Anissa Kermiche Body Salt & Pepper Shakers goop, $88

    Together forever.

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  4. Ariel Gordon More Love Token Pendant Necklace and Silhouette Heart Ring
    Ariel Gordon More Love Token Pendant
    Necklace
    and Silhouette
    Heart Ring
    goop, $1,125 and $245

    Never enough.

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  5. Furtuna Skin furtuna skin x jeremy scott Set
    Furtuna Skin furtuna skin x jeremy scott Set goop, $310

    Nice package.

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  6. Convive Wine & Spirits Personal wine-cellar planning service
    Convive Wine & Spirits Personal
    wine-cellar
    planning service
    Convive Wine & Spirits, prices vary

    Personalized wine-cellar planning
    service for them, unlimited invitations
    to theirs for you.

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  7. Grown Alchemist Hand Care Kit
    Grown Alchemist Hand Care Kit goop, $49

    Their hands are in…good hands.

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  8. Desmond and Dempsey Signature Set
    Desmond and Dempsey Signature Set goop, $145

    Permission to stay horizontal: granted.

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  9. Casa Clara Frankie Slippers
    Casa Clara Frankie Slippers goop, $68

    Feet in the clouds.

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  10. Everdure The Cube Portable Grill
    Everdure The Cube Portable Grill goop, $199

    Raise the steaks on
    Valentine’s Day dinner.

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  11. Courant The Catch 2 Wireless Charger
    Courant The Catch 2 Wireless Charger goop, $150

    Take charge of your life.

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  12. goop Beauty GOOPGENES All-in-One Nourishing Face Cream
    goop Beauty GOOPGENES
    All-in-One Nourishing Face Cream
    goop, $95/$86 with subscription

    Give good face.

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  13. Ojai Valley Inn & Spa A Stay at fully private Casa Elar
    Ojai Valley Inn & Spa A Stay at the private Casa Elar Ojai Valley Inn & Spa, from $6,500 a night

    Grab your bikini and a dozen or so
    of your best friends for an epic
    Galentine’s Day weekend.

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  14. G. Label Kirstie Striped Puff-Sleeve Cardigan
    G. Label Kirstie Striped
    Puff-Sleeve Cardigan
    goop, $595

    Dress them up in your love.

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  15. goop Wellness Ultraplush Self-Heating G-Spot Vibrator
    goop Wellness Ultraplush Self-Heating
    G-Spot Vibrator
    goop, $89

    Its self-heating function gently
    warms the vibrator to just above
    body temperature.

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  16. Bondeye Jewelry Rose Quartz Munchkin Earrings
    Bondeye Jewelry Rose Quartz Munchkin Earrings goop, $875

    A festive color palette that
    works year-round.

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  17. Kiki de Montparnasse Etoile Bullet Vibrator
    Kiki de Montparnasse Etoile Bullet Vibrator goop, $98

    Small but mighty—and so, so slick.

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  18. The Maker Wild Eau de Parfum
    The Maker Wild Eau de Parfum goop, $160

    Answers the question: What happens when peach, tuberose, and sandalwood hook up?

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  19. andSons Chocolate Grand Valentine's Day Box
    andSons Chocolatiers Grand Valentine’s Day Box andSons Chocolate, $269 for a box of 84 chocolates

    A box of chocolates that will last well into March.

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  20. We-Vibe Bond
    We-Vibe Bond Vibrating Ring goop, $129

    A discreet, remote-controlled stimulation ring.

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  21. Feed Your Hospital donation
    Feed Your Hospital donation Feed Your Hospital

    Support our health care heroes and local Asian restaurants at once.

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Grand romantic gesture? Say no more.

  1. Vram gold Chrona Chandelier Earrings
    Vram Ruby Chrona
    Chandelier Earrings
    goop, $77,000

    Give ’em that razzle-dazzle.

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  2. What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Red Lambskin Full-Flap 9″ Bag
    What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Red Lambskin
    Full-Flap 9″ Bag
    goop, $5,560

    Red hot.

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  3. Dr. Alexandra Solomon Intimate Relationships 101
    Dr. Alexandra Solomon Intimate Relationships 101 Dr. Alexandra Solomon, $297

    A virtual master class in building the relationship you want.

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  4. G. Label Luke Piped Button-Down Shirt
    G. Label Luke Piped
    Button-Down Shirt
    goop, $495

    Top?

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  5. G. Label Leslie Piped Pants
    G. Label Leslie Piped Pants goop, $425

    Or bottom? (How about both.)

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  6. Eriness Diamond Baguette Tennis Bracelet
    Eriness Diamond Baguette Tennis Bracelet goop, $6,950

    Wrist game: strong.

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  7. Madhuri Starburst Fancy Sapphires Ring
    Madhuri Starburst Fancy Sapphires Ring goop, $4,528

    A star is worn.

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  8. Post Ranch Inn Elopement Package
    Post Ranch Inn Elopement Package Post Ranch Inn,
    $3,900 to $5,900

    An achingly romantic ceremony for just you and your boo.

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  9. Nak Armstrong Large Strap Heart Pendant Necklace
    Nak Armstrong Large Strap Heart
    Pendant Necklace
    goop, $18,400

    Be still our hearts.

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  10. What Goes Around Comes Around Hermès Navy Box Kelly Medium Bag
    What Goes Around Comes Around Hermès Navy Box
    Kelly Medium Bag
    goop, $14,500

    Style for style.

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  11. AS29 Medium Diamond Lock On Chunky Links Chain in Yellow Gold
    AS29 Medium Diamond Lock
    on Chunky Links Chain
    in Yellow Gold
    goop, $7,840

    All chain, no ball.

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  12. Hotel Esencia The Esencia Suite
    Hotel Esencia The Esencia Suite Hotel Esencia, from $3,200 per night

    Live the suite life at one of the most stunning hotels in the world.

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  13. Jennifer Meyer Small Inside-Out Ruby Hoops
    Jennifer Meyer Small Inside-Out Ruby Hoops goop, $4,550

    Hoop, there it is.

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  14. Historic Mail Love Letters of WWII
    Historic Mail Love Letters of WWII Historic Mail, $60 for 10 weeks of letters

    Notes from the past.

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  15. Shay Jewelry 18K Ruby Heart Necklace
    Shay Jewelry 18-Karat Ruby Heart Necklace goop, $3,740

    Pretty in pink.

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  16. Robinson Pelham Identity Diamond Link Bracelet
    Robinson Pelham Identity Diamond Link Bracelet goop, $16,750

    No weak links here.

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  17. Edie Parker Checkers in Rose Quartz
    Edie Parker Checkers in Rose Quartz goop, $1,895

    Players gonna play.

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  18. The Poetry Society of NY Poem Commission
    The Poetry Society of New York Poem Commission The Poetry Society of New York, $80

    When DIY simply won’t do.

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  19. Ananya Scatter Orbit Earrings
    Ananya Scatter Orbit Earrings goop, $4,980

    It’s written in the stars.

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  20. goop x Heretic This Smells Like My Prenup Candle
    goop x Heretic This Smells Like My
    Prenup Candle
    goop, $75

    Also good for burning legal documents.

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  21. Syng Cell Alpha Triphonic speaker
    Syng Cell Alpha Triphonic speaker Syng, $1,799

    Best for blasting love songs.

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For some of us, February 14 is less fancy chocolate and lacy lingerie, more infrared blanket and Leo Tolstoy.
Reminder: Anti-Valentine’s Day people need love, too.

  1. G. Label Kitt Sweatshirt
    G. Label Kitt Sweatshirt goop, $220

    Fleece so good.

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  2. G. Label Dean Drawstring Sweatpants
    G. Label Dean Drawstring Sweatpants goop, $225

    It’s the cotton twill drawcords for us.

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  3. The Caker Flourless dark chocolate gold leaf cake kit
    The Caker Flourless dark chocolate gold leaf cake kit The Caker, $25

    Bake your cake and eat it, too.

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  4. The Organic Pharmacy Rose Diamond Set
    The Organic Pharmacy Embroidered Rose Collection goop, $562

    Roses are red, violets are blue,
    I’ll take my flowers in skin-care
    form, thank you.

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  5. The Art of Living silent retreat
    The Art of Living silent retreat The Art of Living, from $1,135

    Spend some quality time
    with number one.

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  6. G. Label Sydney Floating-Diamond Pinkie Ring
    G. Label Sydney Floating-Diamond
    Pinkie Ring
    goop, $1,300

    Pinkies up.

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  7. Pupsential Custom embroidered dog portrait sweatshirt
    Pupsential Custom embroidered dog portrait sweatshirt Pupsential, $168

    Keep your one true love
    close to your heart.

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  8. Seemore Sausage party pack
    Seemore Sausage party pack Seemore, $75

    Ain’t no party like a sausage party.

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  9. goop Wellness Double-Sided Wand Vibrator
    goop Wellness Double-Sided Wand Vibrator goop, $95

    Take pleasure into your own hands.

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  10. goop x Heretic hands off my vagina candle
    goop x Heretic hands off my vagina candle goop, $75

    We’re donating $25 per candle sold on goop.com and in our retail stores to the ACLU Foundation’s Reproductive Freedom Project.**

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  11. The Palazzo Fiuggi Life Rewind Program
    The Palazzo Fiuggi Life Rewind Program The Palazzo Fiuggi, from €7,650 a person

    A tricked-out seven-night wellness retreat in a storybook Italian palace.

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  12. Anita Ko Zoe Necklace
    Anita Ko Zoe Necklace goop, $15,550

    You’re so golden.

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  13. Burnside Rare Books First American edition of Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
    Burnside Rare Books First American edition of Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy Burnside Rare Books, $2,300

    An (anti)love story as old as time.

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  14. Mark Amerika and Michael Theodore Celestial Bodies NFT
    Mark Amerika and Michael Theodore Celestial Bodies NFT 1stDibs

    For the budding NFT collector.

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  15. Herbal Goods Co. Organic Prerolled Cones, set of 5
    Herbal Goods Co. Organic Prerolled Cones,
    set of 5
    goop, $19

    For rolling with your homies.

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  16. Moët & Chandon Champagne Vending Machine
    Moët & Chandon Champagne Vending Machine Neiman Marcus, $38,000

    *Personal-size champagne
    bottles not included.

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  17. vitruvi Mixed Feelings Blend
    vitruvi Mixed Feelings Essential Oil Blend goop, $32

    Go from meh to ahh in seconds flat.

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  18. Playa Healing Hair Masque
    Playa Healing Hair Masque goop, $38

    “I can’t go out tonight—I’m
    washing my hair.”

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  19. HigherDOSE Red Light Face Mask
    HigherDOSE Red Light Face Mask goop, $299

    LED for your RBF.

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  20. Archery & More Private Archery Lessons
    Archery & More Private Archery Lessons Archery & More, $285 an hour

    Beat Cupid at his own game.

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  21. HigherDOSE Infrared Sauna Blanket V3
    HigherDOSE Infrared Sauna Blanket V3 goop, $500

    Doesn’t get any hotter than
    this in the bedroom.

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*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.


**Donations will be made on each candle sold until the candle sells out or July 1, 2023, whichever occurs first, and are not deductible to purchasers.