The Lover’s Gift Guide

goop x Heretic THIS SMELLS LIKE MY VAGINA CANDLE goop, $75

See what all the fuss is about.

Sleeping with Jacques Julia Matching Set goop, $310

Shorts and sweet.

Jennifer Meyer Mini ’70s Heart Earrings goop, $2,050

Heart you, mean it.

G. Label Cleo Pavé Ball Necklace goop, $7,900

Baller move.

Bea Bongiasca Baby Vine Tendril Ring with Marquise-Cut Rock Crystal and Coral Pink Enamel goop, $690

If they have you wrapped around their finger…

goop Wellness Double-Sided Wand Vibrator goop, $98

Never disappoints.

Avocado Organic Latex Wedge Pillow Avocado, from $179

A plush sloped (nontoxic) pillow for reading, sleeping, lounging…

LELO IDA WAVE VIBRATOR goop, $189

Moves internally like a partner’s fingers.

Coco de Mer Pleasure Renewed Toy Cleaner goop, $45

Keep your vibrators squeaky-clean.

Agent Provocateur Crystal Whip goop, $380

Brand spanking new.

Araks Bryce Bralette goop, $90

Add a little spice to their top drawer.

Araks Tine Thong goop, $55

Red hot.

ILIA BALMY GLOSS TINTED LIP OIl goop, $26

Kiss kiss.

Desmond and Dempsey Long Set goop, $205

That cactus flower print? Blooming lovely.

The Maker Fragrance Trunk Duo goop, $370

Set the mood with this exquisite goop-exclusive set.

Regalis Foods MURASAKI UNI TRAY goop, $120

For your one and uni.

Roam MINK CLOUD SLIPPERS goop, $140

No cold feet here.

Sleeping with Jacques Chilli A-Line Dress goop, $419

Something slinky to slip into.

Candlelight Candlelit Concert Candlelight, from $30

Classical ensembles play everything from Bach to the Beatles in an intimate, flickering setting.

Sangre de Fruta BOTANICAL HAIR ELIXIR goop, $96

A silky, lightweight styling cream made with sandalwood, cedarwood, and lavender oils.

Taschen The Story of Olga by Ellen von Unwerth Taschen, $2,000

Set in a French château, this photo story is not your traditional fairy tale.

R+D.LAB LUISA CALICE, SET OF 2 goop, $180

Cheers to the night ahead.

Cece Jewellery The Dove & Rose Pendant & Chain goop, $2,398.50

A stunning way to tell them, “I’m over the moon for you.”

Susannah Carson Framed Lover’s Eye Portrait Susannah Carson, $300

A custom oil painting of the window to their soul.

Victoria Beckham Floor-Length Cami Dress goop, $1,190

Green goddess.

Crave ID Cuffs goop, $59

Put the cuffs in cuffing season.

goop Beauty GOOPGENES Clean Nourishing Lip Balm Trio goop, $48

Tinted love.

Tiffany & Co. Tiffany Lock Bangle in Yellow Gold with Diamond Accents Tiffany & Co., $9,500

Is it even Christmas without a little blue box?

Costa Brazil Oleo Para O Corpo Kaya Jungle Firming Oil goop, $98

Firms, smooths, softens, and moisturizes.

goop Wellness Heartthrob Vibrator goop, $98

A genius tapping motor steals the show.

Anissa Kermiche Jugs Jug goop, $460

Nice curves.

G. Label BRIGETTE BUCKLE RING goop, $1,990

A striking asymmetrical design with intricate slices of negative space.

Little Ram Oyster Company Oyster Shucking Class Little Ram Oyster Company, $75

Wanna shuck?

Calle Del Mar Crochet Long-Sleeve Patchwork Shirt goop, $695

Pretty in pink (patchwork).

Calle Del Mar Knit Bandeau goop, $195

Form-fitting and gently supportive.

Calle Del Mar Crochet Patchwork Pants goop, $695

Comfy and cute in equal measure.

Le Wand LE WAND XO VIBRATOR goop, $160

A dual-stimulation vibrator made for all body types.

Dame Products Pillo Sex Pillow goop, $95

Hit all the right angles.

Coco de Mer Pure Delight Orgasm Balm goop, $35

Dab on your clitoris for heightened pleasure.

Smile Makers The Artist goop, $129

Increase vibration intensity just by squeezing.

Last Crumb Luxury Cookie Box goop, $150

Gimme some sugar.

Ere Perez COCO CRAYON goop, $26

A creamy multipurpose crayon with a flattering, slightly matte finish.

Jennifer Fisher x goop goop Hoops goop, $200

The perfect Goldilocks pair—not too big, not too small, but juuuust right.

1stDibs Reclining Nude by Roy Lichtenstein 1stDibs, $99,950

Edition 37 of 50, this woodcut print is a true collector’s item.

Womanizer Womanizer Premium 2 goop, $199

Feels like oral sex.

Tabu ORGANIC LUBRICANT goop, $39

Condom-safe and made with moisturizing aloe.

Sleeping with Jacques Francine Bodysuit goop, $276

All about that lace.

Kiki de Montparnasse Mini Double-Sided Tickler goop, $234

This, plus a blindfold.

We-Vibe Verge Vibrating Perineum Stimulator goop, $119

A cock ring for partnered sex.

Foria Awaken Arousal Oil goop, $40

A plant-based oil to promote sexual arousal.

WTHN Sexual Wellness Ear Seed Kit goop, $45

Give aural.

Kiki de Montparnasse bondage harness goop, $294

Show them the ropes.

Heretic DIRTY SUEDE goop, $165

Deeply sensual but light and sheer enough to wear every day.

Well Kept Blossom Bubble Bath goop, $42

Make a splash.

LELO ORA 3 VIBRATOR goop, $179

Mimics the feeling of a partner’s tongue.

Aliita Cereza Necklace goop, $770

Pop their cherry.

goop Beauty GOOPGENES Nourishing Repair Body Butter goop, $65/$50 with subscription

High-performance skin care for your whole body.

Satori Yacht 7-Night European Sailing Charter Satori Yacht, from €110,000

Comes with a Michelin-starred executive chef, a luxury spa, and every high-powered water toy imaginable.

Petite Plume Polka-Dot Sleep Mask goop, $46

The cutest way to get some shut-eye.

Petite Plume Polka-Dot Pajamas goop, $295

The 22-millimeter silk feels fluid and luxurious.

Apparis Jumbo Brady Blanket goop, $245

This dreamily soft, double-sided faux-fur throw is big enough for two.

Mason and Books MINI LOVE BUG EARRING goop, $450

A modern take on the scarab beetle—in pink sapphire and white diamonds.

David Kordansky Gallery Untitled by Tom of Finland David Kordansky Gallery, price upon request

An original drawing by one of the most influential erotic artists of the 20th century.

goop Wellness Viva la Vulva Vibrator goop, $98

The vibrator they won’t want to put in a drawer.

Glissant Bôite d’Amour goop, $215

An NSFW goodie box.

Dame Products Desire Gummies goop, $42

A daily gummy to help minimize the impact stress has on libido.*

Valerie Confections Rose Petal Petits Fours Valerie Confections, $55

The most delicious way to give them a dozen roses.

Rahua Enchanted Island Hair Set goop, $80

For a midwinter moment in the tropics—without the plane trip.

Crown Affair The Signature Scent goop, $86

A mood-boosting blend of bergamot, yuzu, and lemongrass.

goop Beauty “The Martini” Emotional Detox Bath Soak goop, $40

Pairs well with an actual martini.

Cowgirl Cowgirl Sex Machine goop, $1,750

Ridin’ dirty.

Snail Vibe snail vibe goop, $150

Quick results, despite the name.

The Maker Hotel “Make Your Memory” 1-Night Stay The Maker Hotel, from $500

This luxurious sensory experience includes a Maker fragrance and craft cocktails inspired by scent.

ROMP CELLO goop, $40

Crescendo.

Weston Table Antique Keller and Guérin Oyster Platter Weston Table, $475

Shell out for this.

Westman Atelier The Holiday Brush Collection goop, $575

Brush with greatness.

We-Vibe Tease Us Set goop, $219

A clitoral stimulator + vibrating penis ring = a gift that benefits you, too.

High Camp Supply All You Need is Love Vine and Bloom Box goop, $325

Floral pleasure.

Van Cleef & Arpels Perlée couleurs Ring Van Cleef & Arpels, $12,400

With 15 glittering rubies set in rose gold, this is one exquisite romantic gesture.

BKLYN CLAY Wheel-Throwing Lesson BKLYN CLAY, from $200

For cosplaying Ghost.

Foundrae Internal Compass with Small Ingot Heart Necklace goop, $6,290

The flipped compass is a metaphor for self-reflection—look in the mirror to find your way.

LELO Hugo goop, $219

A hands-free vibrator for prostate stimulation.

Kiki de Montparnasse Massage Oil Candle goop, $75

This sexy lavender-scented candle melts into a skin-softening oil.

The Organic Pharmacy EMBROIDERED ROSE COLLECTION goop, $562

A luxurious set (cleanser, face cream, and eye cream) made with actual diamond powder and rose extracts.

goop Beauty Eau de Parfum: Edition 02 – Shiso goop, $125

Green, earthy, and delicate all at once.