The Ridiculous but Awesome Gift Guide
A trip to space, because hot-air balloon rides are so last year.
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Varier Gravity Balans Chair Varier, $1,999
Can your office wheelie chair simulate weightlessness?
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Taschen Lunar Rock Edition of
Norman Mailer’s MoonFire Taschen, $275,000Meteorite included.
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Safe-T Luxe Brass Fire
Extinguisher goop, $250Cover your (br)ass.
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Paris Station Louis Vuitton Trunk goop, $5,000
No junk in this trunk.
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Precht Modular Prefab Home Precht, from $110,000
The tree house of the future.
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Eszter + David Custom Family Documentary Tome that book, from $75,000
Photographers Eszter and David tag along on your family trip, document the whole thing, then make an elaborate book for you to flip through forever.
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Calvisius Dehydrated Caviar Bar Calvisius, from $99
Dehydrated caviar. Need we say more?
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Momentum Adventure The Journey to Nature’s Edge Expedition Momentum Adventure, from $1,300,000 for 12 months of trips
Twelve endangered-species-focused trips, to be spread out or taken all at once.
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Robinson Pelham Identity Necklace
with Diamond Bar goop, $19,800Know thyself.
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Private Jet Itineraries Bali to Luang Prabang Aman, $69,888 a person
Sixteen days to hop around six Aman properties by private jet.
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Kiki de Montparnasse Restraining Arts Kit goop, $1,350
Bound to please.
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Petrossian Special Reserve Kaluga Huso Hybrid Petrossian, $16,000 for 1 kilogram
Eggspensive.
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Louis Vuitton Bell Lamp by Edward
Barber & Jay Osgerby Louis Vuitton, $5,150Let Louis Vuitton light the way.
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Data Garden Custom Plant Music Installation Data Garden, $25,000
Foliage frequency.
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HigherDOSE Infrared Sauna Blanket V3 goop, $500
One infrared sauna—to go.
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Gravity Flight Suit Training Gravity, from $6,450
Tony Stark would be proud.
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11Ravens The Malibu Billiards Table goop, $23,720
Ballsy.
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Mill Scale The Double 570 Offset Smoker Mill Scale, $33,000
BBE: big brisket energy.
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Rolex x Colette 36MM Datejust Cosmos
Rolex Watch goop, $35,420Star light, star very, very bright.
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Yayoi Kusama Yayoi Kusama pumpkins Artsy, price upon request
Gourd art we can all get behind.
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Virgin Galactic Reserve a Seat to Space Virgin Galactic, from $250,000
All planned flights currently spoken for—with more on the horizon.
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Rumpl Beer Blanket Rumpl, $6
A blankie for your brewski.
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Banana Bros The OTTO Automatic Joint Roller goop, $130
Let the good times roll.
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Gucci Small Hat Case
in Gucci-Flora Print Gucci, price upon requestNot just for hats.