The Ridiculous but Awesome Gift Guide

ILYKG by SIA Hug Coat goop, $1,995

Extra padding for chandelier swinging.

Habitat Horticulture Professional Indoor Living Wall Installation Habitat Horticulture, from $265

Fernish your space.

Assouline Beyond Extravagance: A Royal Collection of Gems and Jewels (Deluxe Edition) goop, $2,250

Extra in the best way.

Nuurvana Psychic School with Deganit Nuur Nuurvana, $33 a month

Intuition tuition.

Chanel Sled Available at Chanel boutiques (800.550.0005), $10,500

Haute seat.

The Suján Life The Suján Experience The Suján Life, price upon request

See the Rajasthani tigers with an outfit dedicated to the conservation and restoration of the local wilderness.

Cartier Cartier Clash [Un]Limited watch Cartier, price upon request (call 800.CARTIER)

There’s no time like this present.

Oishii Omakase Berry Oishii, $50 for 11

Exceptionally sweet, cultivated in a first-of-its-kind vertical farm tended by bees and AI robots (no, really).

Gucci Triple S Sneakers with GG Supreme Gucci, $1,290

Gucci two-shoes.

Treehotel Stay in a Mirrored Tree House in Harads, Sweden Treehotel, 5,200 SEK a night

Trunk show.

Circu Bubble Gum Gym with Gold-Plated Details and Lacquered Wood Circu, €32,230

Rich mom energy.

Garden Glory Luxe Garden Hose Kit goop, $307

Water feature.

Belmond Mount Nelson, Cape Town SAIL WITH THE SHARKS AND SHARK SCIENTIST JUSTIN BLAKE Belmond Mount Nelson, price upon request (book through concierge)

A fin-tastic experience.

Carmen Ellis Face Vessel goop, $350

Keep an open mind.

Shoe Surgeon Creators Academy In-person Air Jordan Sneaker-Making Class Shoe Surgeon, $5,000

Sneakerheads, unite.

Assouline Versailles: From Louis XIV to Jeff Koons (Special Edition) goop, $4,900

Comes with an exclusive tour of the palace (including rooms not open to the public!).

Kelly Slater Wave Co the Wave Kelly Slater Wave Co, from $8,000

Make waves. Literally.

Literally Balling Winter Rose crystal vessel Literally Balling, $500

Only one hundred in existence, handmade to order. Shoot your shot.

Vestaboard Smart Messaging Display goop, $3,075

Not an Ouija board. Until it is.

Dear Holmes Monthly Mystery-Solving Subscription Dear Holmes, $60 for three months

Got a clue?

Sēfari Guided Virtual Bathtub Meditation Sēfari, $68

Super soaker.

Anthénea Floating Eco-Luxe Suite Anthénea, price upon request

Whatever floats your glass-bottom boat.

The Plaza Hotel Home Alone 2 Package The Plaza Hotel, price upon request

A night at the plaza, a limo tour with personal pizza, and a sixteen-scoop room service sundae? 😱