The Ridiculous but Awesome Gift Guide

Zelectric Retrofitted Electric VW Bug Zelectric, from $125,000

*Cher Horowitz voice*: Totally buggin’.

goop x Avocado Bed Avocado Green Mattress,
from $38,000

The trip to the moon of beds.

Air Company Carbon-Negative Vodka Air Company, $65

Neat.

Fable Dog Crate goop, $395

Spot’s special spot.

Modern Tiny Living Custom Tiny Home Modern Tiny Living,
from $99,000

Tiny house, big escape.

Stick & Poke Tattoo Kit tattoo kit Stick & Poke Tattoo Kit, from $46

The missing ink.

Animalist Modern Art Pet Portraits Animalist, from $66

For the avant-garde-dog.

Hermès Skateboard Hermès, $4,425

Lords of Cat-Town.

Elizabeth Paige Smith Pyramid Commode goop, $35,000

On point.

Van Cleef & Arpels Frivole Secrète Watch Van Cleef & Arpels, $44,700

For when you want a time check,
but not a reality check.

Maison Ogé Centered Pocket
T-Shirt Maison Ogé, $92

Find your center.

Edie Parker Ouija Board goop, $1,995

G…O…O…D…
T…I…M…E…S…

Trufflin Truffle Ranch Dressing Trufflin, $20

Say yes to the dressing.

Gucci Embroidered Chair Gucci, $2,600

Wild.

Tsuchiya Kaban Watermelon Bag Tsuchiya Kaban,
price upon request

Just chasing that
watermelon sugar high.

Stiliyana Minkovska Custom Birth Sill Stiliyana Minkovska, $7,500

The ultimate push present.

Nunchi Jello Cakes Nunchi, from $95

You had us at jello.

Pampshade Batard Bread Lamp goop, $210

Bakelight.

Scribit Write and Erase Robot Scribit, $500

Make new art for any wall, anytime,
an infinite number of times.

Established Titles Lordship Title Pack Established Titles, from $50

Become a lord or lady with the
purchase of one square foot of land
on a private estate in Scotland.

ROAR AFRICA Custom Luxury Safari Itinerary ROAR AFRICA,
price upon request

The level of luxury and attention to
detail are ridiculous; everything else is
trip-of-a-lifetime awesome.

Microcosm Publishing Post-Structuralist Vulva
Coloring Book goop, $15

Draw outside the box.

Igneous Bath Custom Concrete
Self-Heating Tub  Igneous Bath,
from $100,000

Functional art.

Love Hultén OriginX goop, $4,519

For the OG gamer.

Studypod Studypod Studypod, from $13,600

Room to think.

PlantWave PlantWave goop, $299

Let your plants compose music for you.

Clearlight Sanctuary Sanctuary Outdoor
Infrared Sauna Heal with Heat, $6,899

For unparalleled schvitzing.

Marky’s Japanese Wagyu Marky’s, $2,451
for 16.5 pounds

If you can’t dine out…

Ryan McElhinney White Toy Lamp Ryan McElhinney, $15,000

Artist Ryan McElhinney will turn your childhood action figures and figurines into a functional work of art.