The Ridiculous but Awesome Gift Guide

G. Label Deven Pavé Link Necklace goop, $8,000

Every other link is encrusted with brilliant white pavé diamonds (there are 2.70 carats total).

What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Burgundy Lambskin 2.55 Bag, 10″ goop, $8,150

Classic with a capital CC.

Bob’s Watches Rolex Men’s Daytona Model 16518 goop, $29,495

Put a good face on it.

Transparent Small Transparent Speaker goop, $550

Hear, hear.

Louis Vuitton Skimboard Louis Vuitton, $2,390

Make waves.

G. Label Fiene Yellow Gold and Black Pavé Ear Cuff goop, $895

Edgy and impactful.

What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Black Embroidered Boy Bag, Medium goop, $6,500

Let’s hear it for the Boy.

G. Label Elliott Pavé Assorted-Link Bracelet goop, $2,950

The sleek paper-clip links are connected by round diamond-encrusted ones.

Avocado Upcycled Dog Bed Frame Avocado, $359

Magic Ink Rewritable Tattoo Ink Magic Ink, $100

You + Them 4-Eva 4 Now.

Kiki de Montparnasse Tufted Boudoir Chaise goop, $28,500

For their bedroom, living room, sex dungeon, what have you.

Aman New York Aman Suite and Spa House Experience Aman, from $40,000 for a one-night stay

We see your spa day and raise you an overnight stay at the spa—with private hammam, plunge pool, terrace…

Bob’s Watches Rolex Men’s Day-Date 36mm Model 1803 goop, $13,495

Champagne problems solutions.

Mercado Famous Whole Jamón Mercado Famous, $300

It’s paleo.

Gucci GG waste bag holder Gucci, $420

Don’t poo-poo this.

Hermès Box of Tricks Hermès, $1,200

Why not store your dog’s toys in an Hermès box? (Rhetorical.)

Flamingo Estate The Good Shit Flamingo Estate, $75

Free-range compost, courtesy of Flamingo Estate’s four-legged friends.

What Goes Around Comes Around CHANEL Multi Sequin Half Flap Bag, 10″ goop, $6,500

Sequin and you shall find.

Gucci pet leash Gucci, $410

Walk this way.

Gohar Satin Baguette Bag Gohar, $239

BYOB (bring your own bread).

Shavs Paper Custom Wrapping Paper Shavs Paper, $125

Freestyle wrap.

HigherDOSE 2-Person Full-Spectrum Infrared Sauna goop, $8,099

Bliss out.

Chanel Handbag Chanel, price upon request

Shout-out to Charles Leclerc.

Rowan Hair Color Kit for Dogs Rowan, $50

Vegan and approved by veterinary dermatologists (yup, it’s a thing).

BEED joint-rolling machine BEED, $299

Connect with your higher self.

The Goods Mart One of Everything The Goods Mart, $3,900

To go with the BEED machine.

What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Blue Caviar Coco Handle Bag, Medium goop, $8,950

It’s handled.

Song of the Soul Personalized Soul Song Song of the Soul, $225

A 12-minute piano composition inspired by the planetary alignment during their birth.

Gucci pet collar Gucci, $345

Gucci for your poochie.

Goldbelly Raindrop Cake Kit Goldbelly, $49.95

Totally jelly.

What Goes Around Comes Around CHANEL Silver Perforated 2.55 bag, 10″ goop, $6,950

Silver star.

Groundfridge Naturally Cool Underground Cellar Groundfridge, €15,900

Too cool for words.

Vintage Broncos Ford Bronco Vintage Broncos, from $250,000

Clutch.

Renova Neon Toilet Paper Renova, €18.75

Ascend the throne.

Bob’s Watches Rolex Men’s GMT-Master II “Batman” Model 116710BLNR goop, $17,995

Bruce Wayne core.

Resonate Meditation Chair Resonate, from $3,399

Move over, cloud couch.

What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Multi Tweed 2.55 Bag, 10″ goop, $8,250

What’s black and white and chic all over?

Robertson Lodges Top to Toe New Zealand Odyssey Robertson Lodges, $286,595

One epic trip, three lodges in some of the country’s most picturesque spots.

Oxford Gold Group 10-ounce Gold Bar Oxford Gold Group, prices vary

It’s also a paperweight.

ROAR AFRICA The Greatest Safari on Earth ROAR AFRICA, $135,000 per person

All carbon credits from this carbon-neutral safari go directly toward conservation efforts throughout the trip’s flight corridor