
The Ridiculous but Awesome Gift Guide
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Ridiculous is in the eye of the
beholder. So…behold!
- Zelectric Retrofitted Electric VW Bug Zelectric, from $125,000
*Cher Horowitz voice*: Totally buggin’.
SHOP NOW - goop x Avocado Bed Avocado Green Mattress,
from $38,000The trip to the moon of beds.
SHOP NOW - Air Company Carbon-Negative Vodka Air Company, $65
Neat.
SHOP NOW - Fable Dog Crate goop, $395
Spot’s special spot.
SHOP NOW - Modern Tiny Living Custom Tiny Home Modern Tiny Living,
from $99,000Tiny house, big escape.
SHOP NOW - Single Needle hand poke tattoo kit Single Needle, $36
The missing ink.
SHOP NOW - Animalist Modern Art Pet Portraits Animalist, from $66
For the avant-garde-dog.
SHOP NOW - Hermès Skateboard Hermès, $4,425
Lords of Cat-Town.
SHOP NOW - Elizabeth Paige Smith Pyramid Commode goop, $35,000
On point.
SHOP NOW - Van Cleef & Arpels Frivole Secrète Watch Van Cleef & Arpels, $44,700
For when you want a time check,
but not a reality check.SHOP NOW - Maison Ogé Centered Pocket
T-Shirt Maison Ogé, $92Find your center.
SHOP NOW - Edie Parker Ouija Board goop, $1,995
G…O…O…D…
T…I…M…E…S…SHOP NOW - Trufflin Truffle Ranch Dressing Trufflin, $20
Say yes to the dressing.
SHOP NOW - Gucci Embroidered Chair Gucci, $2,600
Wild.
SHOP NOW - Tsuchiya Kaban Watermelon Bag Tsuchiya Kaban,
price upon requestJust chasing that
watermelon sugar high.SHOP NOW - Stiliyana Minkovska Custom Birth Sill Stiliyana Minkovska, $7,500
The ultimate push present.
SHOP NOW - Nunchi Jello Cakes Nunchi, from $95
You had us at jello.
SHOP NOW - Pampshade Batard Bread Lamp goop, $210
Bakelight.
SHOP NOW - Scribit Write and Erase Robot Scribit, $500
Make new art for any wall, anytime,
an infinite number of times.SHOP NOW - Established Titles Lordship Title Pack Established Titles, from $50
Become a lord or lady with the
purchase of one square foot of land
on a private estate in Scotland.SHOP NOW - ROAR AFRICA Custom Luxury Safari Itinerary ROAR AFRICA,
price upon requestThe level of luxury and attention to
detail are ridiculous; everything else is
trip-of-a-lifetime awesome.SHOP NOW - Microcosm Publishing Post-Structuralist Vulva
Coloring Book goop, $15Draw outside the box.
SHOP NOW - Igneous Bath Custom Concrete
Self-Heating Tub Igneous Bath,
from $100,000Functional art.
SHOP NOW - Love Hultén OriginX goop, $4,519
For the OG gamer.
SHOP NOW - Studypod Studypod Studypod, from $13,600
Room to think.
SHOP NOW - PlantWave PlantWave goop, $299
Let your plants compose music for you.
SHOP NOW - Clearlight Sanctuary Sanctuary Outdoor
Infrared Sauna Heal with Heat, $6,899For unparalleled schvitzing.
SHOP NOW - Marky’s Japanese Wagyu Marky’s, $2,451
for 16.5 poundsIf you can’t dine out…
SHOP NOW - Ryan McElhinney White Toy Lamp Ryan McElhinney, $15,000
Artist Ryan McElhinney will turn your childhood action figures and figurines into a functional work of art.
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