The Ridiculous but Awesome Gift Guide

Blurring the line between ridiculous and awesome gifts since 2015.
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G. Label Deven Pavé Link Necklace goop, $8,000
Every other link is encrusted with brilliant white pavé diamonds (there are 2.70 carats total).
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What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Burgundy Lambskin 2.55 Bag, 10″ goop, $8,150
Classic with a capital CC.
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Bob’s Watches Rolex Men’s Daytona Model 16518 goop, $29,495
Put a good face on it.
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Transparent Small Transparent Speaker goop, $550
Hear, hear.
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Louis Vuitton Skimboard Louis Vuitton, $2,390
Make waves.
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G. Label Fiene Yellow Gold and Black Pavé Ear Cuff goop, $895
Edgy and impactful.
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What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Black Embroidered Boy Bag, Medium goop, $6,500
Let’s hear it for the Boy.
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G. Label Elliott Pavé Assorted-Link Bracelet goop, $2,950
The sleek paper-clip links are connected by round diamond-encrusted ones.
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Avocado Upcycled Dog Bed Frame Avocado, $359
If they’re not allowed on your goop x Avocado mattress…
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Magic Ink Rewritable Tattoo Ink Magic Ink, $100
You + Them
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Kiki de Montparnasse Tufted Boudoir Chaise goop, $28,500
For their bedroom, living room, sex dungeon, what have you.
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Aman New York Aman Suite and Spa House Experience Aman, from $40,000 for a one-night stay
We see your spa day and raise you an overnight stay at the spa—with private hammam, plunge pool, terrace…
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Bob’s Watches Rolex Men’s Day-Date 36mm Model 1803 goop, $13,495
Champagne
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Mercado Famous Whole Jamón Mercado Famous, $300
It’s paleo.
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Gucci GG waste bag holder Gucci, $420
Don’t poo-poo this.
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Hermès Box of Tricks Hermès, $1,200
Why not store your dog’s toys in an Hermès box? (Rhetorical.)
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Flamingo Estate The Good Shit Flamingo Estate, $75
Free-range compost, courtesy of Flamingo Estate’s four-legged friends.
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What Goes Around Comes Around CHANEL Multi Sequin Half Flap Bag, 10″ goop, $6,500
Sequin and you shall find.
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Gucci pet leash Gucci, $410
Walk this way.
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Gohar Satin Baguette Bag Gohar, $239
BYOB (bring your own bread).
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Shavs Paper Custom Wrapping Paper Shavs Paper, $125
Freestyle wrap.
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HigherDOSE 2-Person Full-Spectrum Infrared Sauna goop, $8,099
Bliss out.
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Chanel Handbag Chanel, price upon request
Shout-out to Charles Leclerc.
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Rowan Hair Color Kit for Dogs Rowan, $50
Vegan and approved by veterinary dermatologists (yup, it’s a thing).
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BEED joint-rolling machine BEED, $299
Connect with your higher self.
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The Goods Mart One of Everything The Goods Mart, $3,900
To go with the BEED machine.
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What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Blue Caviar Coco Handle Bag, Medium goop, $8,950
It’s handled.
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Song of the Soul Personalized Soul Song Song of the Soul, $225
A 12-minute piano composition inspired by the planetary alignment during their birth.
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Gucci pet collar Gucci, $345
Gucci for your poochie.
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Goldbelly Raindrop Cake Kit Goldbelly, $49.95
Totally jelly.
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What Goes Around Comes Around CHANEL Silver Perforated 2.55 bag, 10″ goop, $6,950
Silver star.
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Groundfridge Naturally Cool Underground Cellar Groundfridge, €15,900
Too cool for words.
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Vintage Broncos Ford Bronco Vintage Broncos, from $250,000
Clutch.
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Renova Neon Toilet Paper Renova, €18.75
Ascend the throne.
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Bob’s Watches Rolex Men’s GMT-Master II “Batman” Model 116710BLNR goop, $17,995
Bruce Wayne core.
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Resonate Meditation Chair Resonate, from $3,399
Move over, cloud couch.
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What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Multi Tweed 2.55 Bag, 10″ goop, $8,250
What’s black and white and chic all over?
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Robertson Lodges Top to Toe New Zealand Odyssey Robertson Lodges, $286,595
One epic trip, three lodges in some of the country’s most picturesque spots.
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Oxford Gold Group 10-ounce Gold Bar Oxford Gold Group, prices vary
It’s also a paperweight.
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ROAR AFRICA The Greatest Safari on Earth ROAR AFRICA, $135,000 per person
All carbon credits from this carbon-neutral safari go directly toward conservation efforts throughout the trip’s flight corridor
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