Style

Ridiculous but Awesome Gift Guide

The Ridiculous but Awesome Gift Guide

In partnership with our friends at
Avocado Green Mattress

Ridiculous is in the eye of the
beholder. So…behold!

  1. Zelectric Retrofitted Electric VW Bug
    Zelectric Retrofitted Electric VW Bug Zelectric, from $125,000

    *Cher Horowitz voice*: Totally buggin’.

    SHOP NOW
  2. goop x Avocado Bed
    goop x Avocado Bed Avocado Green Mattress,
    from $38,000

    The trip to the moon of beds.

    SHOP NOW
  3. Air Company Carbon-Negative Vodka
    Air Company Carbon-Negative Vodka Air Company, $65

    Neat.

    SHOP NOW
  4. Fable Dog Crate
    Fable Dog Crate goop, $395

    Spot’s special spot.

    SHOP NOW
  5. Modern Tiny Living Custom Tiny Home
    Modern Tiny Living Custom Tiny Home Modern Tiny Living,
    from $99,000

    Tiny house, big escape.

    SHOP NOW
  6. Single Needle Stick-and-Poke Tattoo Kit
    Single Needle hand poke tattoo kit Single Needle, $36

    The missing ink.

    SHOP NOW
  7. Animalist Modern Art Pet Portrait
    Animalist Modern Art Pet Portraits Animalist, from $66

    For the avant-garde-dog.

    SHOP NOW
  8. Hermès Skateboard
    Hermès Skateboard Hermès, $4,425

    Lords of Cat-Town.

    SHOP NOW
  9. Elizabeth Paige Smith Pyramid Commode
    Elizabeth Paige Smith Pyramid Commode goop, $35,000

    On point.

    SHOP NOW
  10. Van Cleef & Arpels Frivole Secrète Watch
    Van Cleef & Arpels Frivole Secrète Watch Van Cleef & Arpels, $44,700

    For when you want a time check,
    but not a reality check.

    SHOP NOW
  11. Maison Ogé Centered Pocket T-Shirt
    Maison Ogé Centered Pocket
    T-Shirt
    Maison Ogé, $92

    Find your center.

    SHOP NOW
  12. Edie Parker Ouija Board
    Edie Parker Ouija Board goop, $1,995

    G…O…O…D…
    T…I…M…E…S…

    SHOP NOW
  13. Trufflin Truffle Ranch Dressing
    Trufflin Truffle Ranch Dressing Trufflin, $20

    Say yes to the dressing.

    SHOP NOW
  14. Gucci Embroidered Chair
    Gucci Embroidered Chair Gucci, $2,600

    Wild.

    SHOP NOW
  15. Tsuchiya Kaban Watermelon Bag
    Tsuchiya Kaban Watermelon Bag Tsuchiya Kaban,
    price upon request

    Just chasing that
    watermelon sugar high.

    SHOP NOW
  16. Stiliyana Minkovska Custom Birth Sill
    Stiliyana Minkovska Custom Birth Sill Stiliyana Minkovska, $7,500

    The ultimate push present.

    SHOP NOW
  17. Nunchi Jello Cakes
    Nunchi Jello Cakes Nunchi, from $95

    You had us at jello.

    SHOP NOW
  18. Pampshade Batard Bread Lamp
    Pampshade Batard Bread Lamp goop, $210

    Bakelight.

    SHOP NOW
  19. Scribit Write and Erase Robot
    Scribit Write and Erase Robot Scribit, $500

    Make new art for any wall, anytime,
    an infinite number of times.

    SHOP NOW
  20. Established Titles Lordship Title Pack
    Established Titles Lordship Title Pack Established Titles, from $50

    Become a lord or lady with the
    purchase of one square foot of land
    on a private estate in Scotland.

    SHOP NOW
  21. Roar Africa Custom Luxury Safari Itinerary
    ROAR AFRICA Custom Luxury Safari Itinerary ROAR AFRICA,
    price upon request

    The level of luxury and attention to
    detail are ridiculous; everything else is
    trip-of-a-lifetime awesome.

    SHOP NOW
  22. Microcosm Publishing Post-Structuralist Vulva Coloring Book
    Microcosm Publishing Post-Structuralist Vulva
    Coloring Book
    goop, $15

    Draw outside the box.

    SHOP NOW
  23. Igneous Bath Custom Concrete Self-Heating Tub 
    Igneous Bath Custom Concrete
    Self-Heating Tub 
    Igneous Bath,
    from $100,000

    Functional art.

    SHOP NOW
  24. Love Hultén OriginX
    Love Hultén OriginX goop, $4,519

    For the OG gamer.

    SHOP NOW
  25. Studypod Studypod
    Studypod Studypod Studypod, from $13,600

    Room to think.

    SHOP NOW
  26. PlantWave PlantWave
    PlantWave PlantWave goop, $299

    Let your plants compose music for you.

    SHOP NOW
  27. Clearlight Sanctuary Sanctuary Outdoor Infrared Sauna
    Clearlight Sanctuary Sanctuary Outdoor
    Infrared Sauna
    Heal with Heat, $6,899

    For unparalleled schvitzing.

    SHOP NOW
  28. Markys Japanese Wagyu
    Marky’s Japanese Wagyu Marky’s, $2,451
    for 16.5 pounds

    If you can’t dine out…

    SHOP NOW
  29. Ryan McElhinney Ryan McElhinney
    Ryan McElhinney White Toy Lamp Ryan McElhinney, $15,000

    Artist Ryan McElhinney will turn your childhood action figures and figurines into a functional work of art.

    SHOP NOW
You may also like