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The Ridiculous but Awesome Gift Guide

A trip to space, because hot-air balloon rides are so last year.

  1. Varier Gravity Balans Chair Varier Gravity Balans Chair
    Varier Gravity Balans Chair Varier, $1,999

    Can your office wheelie chair simulate weightlessness?

  2. Taschen Lunar Rock Edition of Norman Mailer’s MoonFire Taschen Lunar Rock Edition of Norman Mailer’s MoonFire
    Taschen Lunar Rock Edition of
    Norman Mailer’s MoonFire
    Taschen, $275,000

    Meteorite included.

  3. Safe-T Luxe Brass Fire Extinguisher Safe-T Luxe Brass Fire Extinguisher
    Safe-T Luxe Brass Fire
    Extinguisher
    goop, $250

    Cover your (br)ass.

  4. Paris Station Louis Vuitton Trunk Paris Station Louis Vuitton Trunk
    Paris Station Louis Vuitton Trunk goop, $5,000

    No junk in this trunk.

  5. Precht Modular Prefab Home Precht Modular Prefab Home
    Precht Modular Prefab Home Precht, from $110,000

    The tree house of the future.

  6. Eszter+David Custom Family Documentary Tome Eszter+David Custom Family Documentary Tome
    Eszter + David Custom Family Documentary Tome that book, from $75,000

    Photographers Eszter and David tag along on your family trip, document the whole thing, then make an elaborate book for you to flip through forever.

  7. Calvisius Dehydrated Caviar Bar Calvisius Dehydrated Caviar Bar
    Calvisius Dehydrated Caviar Bar Calvisius, from $99

    Dehydrated caviar. Need we say more?

  8. Momentum Adventure The Journey to Nature’s Edge Expedition Momentum Adventure The Journey to Nature’s Edge Expedition
    Momentum Adventure The Journey to Nature’s Edge Expedition Momentum Adventure, from $1,300,000 for 12 months of trips

    Twelve endangered-species-focused trips, to be spread out or taken all at once.

  9. Robinson Pelham Identity Necklace with Diamond Bar Robinson Pelham Identity Necklace with Diamond Bar
    Robinson Pelham Identity Necklace
    with Diamond Bar
    goop, $19,800

    Know thyself.

  10. Private Jet Itiniraries Bali to Luang Prabang Private Jet Itiniraries Bali to Luang Prabang
    Private Jet Itineraries Bali to Luang Prabang Aman, $69,888 a person

    Sixteen days to hop around six Aman properties by private jet.

  11. Kiki de Montparnasse Restraining Arts Kit Kiki de Montparnasse Restraining Arts Kit
    Kiki de Montparnasse Restraining Arts Kit goop, $1,350

    Bound to please.

  12. Petrossian Special Reserve Kaluga Huso Hybrid Petrossian Special Reserve Kaluga Huso Hybrid
    Petrossian Special Reserve Kaluga Huso Hybrid Petrossian, $16,000 for 1 kilogram

    Eggspensive.

  13. Louis Vuitton Bell Lamp by Edward Barber & Jay Osgerby Louis Vuitton Bell Lamp by Edward Barber & Jay Osgerby
    Louis Vuitton Bell Lamp by Edward
    Barber & Jay Osgerby
    Louis Vuitton, $5,150

    Let Louis Vuitton light the way.

  14. Data Garden Custom Plant Music Installation Data Garden Custom Plant Music Installation
    Data Garden Custom Plant Music Installation Data Garden, $25,000

    Foliage frequency.

  15. HigherDOSE Infrared Sauna Blanket V3 HigherDOSE Infrared Sauna Blanket V3
    HigherDOSE Infrared Sauna Blanket V3 goop, $500

    One infrared sauna—to go.

  16. Gravity Flight Suit Training Gravity Flight Suit Training
    Gravity Flight Suit Training Gravity, from $6,450

    Tony Stark would be proud.

  17. 11Ravens The Malibu Billiards Table 11Ravens The Malibu Billiards Table
    11Ravens The Malibu Billiards Table goop, $23,720

    Ballsy.

  18. Mill Scale The Double 570 Offset Smoker Mill Scale The Double 570 Offset Smoker
    Mill Scale The Double 570 Offset Smoker Mill Scale, $33,000

    BBE: big brisket energy.

  19. Rolex x Colette 36MM Datejust Cosmos Rolex Watch Rolex x Colette 36MM Datejust Cosmos Rolex Watch
    Rolex x Colette 36MM Datejust Cosmos
    Rolex Watch
    goop, $35,420

    Star light, star very, very bright.

  20. Yayoi Kusama Yayoi Kusama pumpkins Yayoi Kusama Yayoi Kusama pumpkins
    Yayoi Kusama Yayoi Kusama pumpkins Artsy, price upon request

    Gourd art we can all get behind.

  21. Virgin Galactic  Reserve a Seat to Space Virgin Galactic  Reserve a Seat to Space
    Virgin Galactic Reserve a Seat to Space Virgin Galactic, from $250,000

    All planned flights currently spoken for—with more on the horizon.

  22. Rumpl Beer Blanket Rumpl Beer Blanket
    Rumpl Beer Blanket Rumpl, $6

    A blankie for your brewski.

  23. Banana Bros The OTTO Automatic Joint Roller Banana Bros The OTTO Automatic Joint Roller
    Banana Bros The OTTO Automatic Joint Roller goop, $130

    Let the good times roll.

  24. Gucci Small Hat Case in Gucci-Flora Print Gucci Small Hat Case in Gucci-Flora Print
    Gucci Small Hat Case in Gucci-Flora Print Gucci, price upon request

    Not just for hats.

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