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The Ridiculous but Awesome Gift Guide

Written by: the Editors of goop

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Published on: October 31, 2022

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Updated on: November 28, 2022

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Blurring the line between ridiculous and awesome gifts since 2015.

  1. G. Label Pavé Deven Link Necklace goop, $8,000
    G. Label Deven Pavé Link Necklace goop, $8,000

    Every other link is encrusted with brilliant white pavé diamonds (there are 2.70 carats total).

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  2. What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Burgundy Lambskin 2.55 Bag, 10 goop, $8,150
    What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Burgundy Lambskin 2.55 Bag, 10″ goop, $8,150

    Classic with a capital CC.

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  3. Bob’s Watches Rolex Men’s Daytona Model 16518 goop, $29,495
    Bob’s Watches Rolex Men’s Daytona Model 16518 goop, $29,495

    Put a good face on it.

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  4. Transparent Small Transparent Speaker goop, $550
    Transparent Small Transparent Speaker goop, $550

    Hear, hear.

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  5. Louis Vuitton Skimboard Louis Vuitton, $2,390
    Louis Vuitton Skimboard Louis Vuitton, $2,390

    Make waves.

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  6. G. Label Fiene Yellow Gold and Black Pavé Ear Cuff goop, $895
    G. Label Fiene Yellow Gold and Black Pavé Ear Cuff goop, $895

    Edgy and impactful.

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  7. What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Black Embroidered Boy Bag, Medium goop, $6,500
    What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Black Embroidered Boy Bag, Medium goop, $6,500

    Let’s hear it for the Boy.

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  8. G. Label Pavé Elliott Assorted-Link Bracelet goop, $2,950
    G. Label Elliott Pavé Assorted-Link Bracelet goop, $2,950

    The sleek paper-clip links are connected by round diamond-encrusted ones.

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  9. Avocado Upcycled Dog Bed Frame Avocado, $359
    Avocado Upcycled Dog Bed Frame Avocado, $359

    If they’re not allowed on your goop x Avocado mattress…

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  10. Magic Ink Rewritable Tattoo Ink Magic Ink, $100
    Magic Ink Rewritable Tattoo Ink Magic Ink, $100

    You + Them 4-Eva 4 Now.

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  11. Kiki de Montparnasse Tufted Boudoir Chaise goop, $28,500
    Kiki de Montparnasse Tufted Boudoir Chaise goop, $28,500

    For their bedroom, living room, sex dungeon, what have you.

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  12. Aman, New York City Aman Suite and Spa House Experience Aman, from $40,000 for a one-night stay
    Aman New York Aman Suite and Spa House Experience Aman, from $40,000 for a one-night stay

    We see your spa day and raise you an overnight stay at the spa—with private hammam, plunge pool, terrace…

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  13. Bob’s Watches Rolex Men’s Day-Date 36mm Model 1803 goop, $13,495
    Bob’s Watches Rolex Men’s Day-Date 36mm Model 1803 goop, $13,495

    Champagne problems solutions.

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  14. Mercado Famous Whole Jamón Mercado Famous, $300
    Mercado Famous Whole Jamón Mercado Famous, $300

    It’s paleo.

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  15. Gucci GG waste bag holder Gucci, $420
    Gucci GG waste bag holder Gucci, $420

    Don’t poo-poo this.

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  16. Hermès Box of Tricks Hermès, $1,200
    Hermès Box of Tricks Hermès, $1,200

    Why not store your dog’s toys in an Hermès box? (Rhetorical.)

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  17. Flamingo Estate The Good Shit Flamingo Estate, $75
    Flamingo Estate The Good Shit Flamingo Estate, $75

    Free-range compost, courtesy of Flamingo Estate’s four-legged friends.

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  18. What Goes Around Comes Around CHANEL Multi Sequin Half Flap 10 goop, $6,500
    What Goes Around Comes Around CHANEL Multi Sequin Half Flap Bag, 10″ goop, $6,500

    Sequin and you shall find.

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  19. Gucci pet leash Gucci, $410
    Gucci pet leash Gucci, $410

    Walk this way.

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  20. Gohar Satin Baguette Bag Gohar, $239
    Gohar Satin Baguette Bag Gohar, $239

    BYOB (bring your own bread).

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  21. Shavs Paper Custom Wrapping Paper Shavs Paper, $120
    Shavs Paper Custom Wrapping Paper Shavs Paper, $125

    Freestyle wrap.

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  22. HigherDOSE 2-Person Full-Spectrum Infrared Sauna goop, $8,099
    HigherDOSE 2-Person Full-Spectrum Infrared Sauna goop, $8,099

    Bliss out.

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  23. Chanel Handbag Chanel, price upon request
    Chanel Handbag Chanel, price upon request

    Shout-out to Charles Leclerc.

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  24. Rowan Hair Color Kit for Dogs Rowan, $50
    Rowan Hair Color Kit for Dogs Rowan, $50

    Vegan and approved by veterinary dermatologists (yup, it’s a thing).

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  25. Beed joint-rolling machine Beed, $299
    BEED joint-rolling machine BEED, $299

    Connect with your higher self.

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  26. The Goods Mart One of Everything The Goods Mart, $3,900
    The Goods Mart One of Everything The Goods Mart, $3,900

    To go with the BEED machine.

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  27. What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Blue Caviar Coco Handle Bag, Medium goop, $8,950
    What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Blue Caviar Coco Handle Bag, Medium goop, $8,950

    It’s handled.

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  28. Song of the Soul Personalized Soul Song Song of the Soul, $225
    Song of the Soul Personalized Soul Song Song of the Soul, $225

    A 12-minute piano composition inspired by the planetary alignment during their birth.

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  29. Gucci pet collar Gucci, $345
    Gucci pet collar Gucci, $345

    Gucci for your poochie.

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  30. Goldbelly Raindrop Cake Kit Goldbelly, $49.95
    Goldbelly Raindrop Cake Kit Goldbelly, $49.95

    Totally jelly.

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  31. What Goes Around Comes Around CHANEL Silver Perforated 2.55 10 goop, $6,950
    What Goes Around Comes Around CHANEL Silver Perforated 2.55 bag, 10″ goop, $6,950

    Silver star.

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  32. Groundfridge Naturally Cool Underground Cellar Groundfridge, €15,900
    Groundfridge Naturally Cool Underground Cellar Groundfridge, €15,900

    Too cool for words.

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  33. Vintage Broncos Ford Bronco Vintage Broncos, from $250,000
    Vintage Broncos Ford Bronco Vintage Broncos, from $250,000

    Clutch.

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  34. Renova Neon Toilet Paper Renova, €18.75
    Renova Neon Toilet Paper Renova, €18.75

    Ascend the throne.

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  35. Bob’s Watches Rolex Men’s GMT-Master II Batman Model 116710BLNR goop, $17,995
    Bob’s Watches Rolex Men’s GMT-Master II “Batman” Model 116710BLNR goop, $17,995

    Bruce Wayne core.

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  36. Resonate Meditation Chair Resonate, $3,399
    Resonate Meditation Chair Resonate, from $3,399

    Move over, cloud couch.

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  37. What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Multi Tweed 2.55 Bag, 10 goop, $8,250
    What Goes Around Comes Around Chanel Multi Tweed 2.55 Bag, 10″ goop, $8,250

    What’s black and white and chic all over?

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  38. Robertson Lodges Top to Toe New Zealand Odyssey Robertson Lodges, $286,595
    Robertson Lodges Top to Toe New Zealand Odyssey Robertson Lodges, $286,595

    One epic trip, three lodges in some of the country’s most picturesque spots.

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  39. Oxford Gold Group 10-ounce Gold Bar Oxford Gold Group, prices vary
    Oxford Gold Group 10-ounce Gold Bar Oxford Gold Group, prices vary

    It’s also a paperweight.

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  40. ROAR Africa Private Jet Safari Experience ROAR Africa, $135,000 per person
    ROAR AFRICA The Greatest Safari on Earth ROAR AFRICA, $135,000 per person

    All carbon credits from this carbon-neutral safari go directly toward conservation efforts throughout the trip’s flight corridor

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