Make this, grab a rotisserie chicken from the grocery store, and call it a day. Be sure to use a stale baguette for texture, or toss a torn fresh baguette in a hot pan, oven, or toaster oven to crisp it up a bit (we know, we know, it’s breaking the no-cook cooking rules, but the slight crunch is essential).
1. Whisk together the red wine vinegar, balsamic vinegar, olive oil, and a hearty pinch of salt in a large bowl.
2. Use a sharp knife to cut the corn kernels from the cob and add them to the bowl.
3. Add the tomatoes, torn baguette, chopped herbs, and shaved zucchini and toss to combine.
4. Season to taste with salt and pepper, then serve.