This decorative conch shell (and it’s pronounced “conk,” by the way—if you say “conch,” leave the page now) combines ornate simplicity with streamlined complexity. The shell is made of sterling silver for a look that says, “I, man, have improved upon nature.” While normal conch shells contain the sounds of the ocean, ours contain the sounds of Gwyneth Paltrow and Stephen Colbert making the sounds of the ocean. Perfect for any home or decorative ocean.
For the advanced practitioner, the conch can also serve as an Oceanic Yoni Strengthener. Once you graduate from Jade Eggs, use the conch to increase strength and, with practice, send the clarion call that summons the village elders to council.