Holiday Etiquette according to
Gwyneth Paltrow
December G. Label is here and ready to party, orgasm candles are lit, and GP is fixing us a cocktail the GOOPGLOW way.
Get GP’s Holiday Vibe
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goop Wellness Double-Sided Wand Vibrator goop, $95
Made with a wonder-ball for the most pleasurable external stimulation.
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G. Label Nobles Bustier Top goop, $325
Designed to skim the top of anything high-waisted.
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G. Label Rigby Circle Skirt goop, $525
Pair with the Nobles Bustier Top, a chunky knit, or a puff-sleeve tee.
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goop x Heretic This Smells Like My Orgasm Candle goop, $75
A tart, tantalizing fragrance made with pink grapefruit, neroli, and ripe cassis berries.
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Alexis Steelwood Hand-Carved Antique Oak Hands goop, $95
Did you know that you can use these for foreplay and as a cookbook
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G. Label Dashy Split-Back Turtleneck Sweater goop, $595
The back slits are purposely reminiscent of tails on a tuxedo.
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G. Label Luke Piped Button-Down Shirt and Leslie Piped Pants goop, $495 and $425
Oh, lustrous silk.
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Marloe Marloe Stevie Vase goop, $340
Showstopping with or without flowers.
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goop Wellness DTF goop, $55/$50 with subscription
Plant-based ingredients to support women’s sexual arousal, desire, and mood.*
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goop Beauty GOOPGENES NOURISHING
LIP BALM TRIO goop, $42Three moisturizing lip balms—clear, translucent garnet, sheer rose—packed into a chic, limited-edition holiday box.
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G. Label Bronwyn Bustier Dress goop, $725
Sweetheart neckline + fitted bodice + tea-length A-line skirt = timelessly
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Alexis Steelwood Go-Long Party Board goop, $400
Hand-carved from reclaimed oak wood, a foot wide by almost three and a half feet long, and finished with Alexis Steelwood’s signature ring handle.
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The Floral Society Wreath Workshop Kit goop, $95
Send to your group text chain.
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Kiki de Montparnasse Play Paddle goop, $144
If you’re going to use a paddle, pick one that’s made of embossed leather.
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Little Building Co. DIY Guggenheim Museum Model Kit goop, $98
A DIY masterpiece.
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G. Label Valenzuela Cable-Knit Sweater goop, $625
You may fall for the modern cable knit or oversize cuff sleeves, but it’s the boxy fit for us.
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King St. King St. Vodka King St., $30
If Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Hudson drink it…
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goop x Heretic This Smells Like My Vagina Candle goop, $75
Geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed.
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Casacarta The Eye Backgammon Set goop, $330
Finished with tiny turquoise evil eyes trailing down the center.
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G. Label Kanani Poet-Sleeve Sweatshirt goop, $195
The fleece lining: ultrasoft.
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G. Label Ediben Sweatshorts goop, $195
Embellished with adjustable ribbon ties at the waist.
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Richard Brendon Georgian Lillies Reflect Teacup
and Saucer Set goop, $250Handmade from bone china in Stoke-on-Trent, a city with a centuries-old reputation for exceptional ceramic craftsmanship.
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G. Label Kerith Thin-Strap Camisole goop, $275
Pairs just as nicely with sequins (now) as it will with straight-leg jeans (later).
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goop Wellness Ultraplush Self-Heating
G-Spot Vibrator goop, $89Rumbly vibrations, gentle heat, and the perfect curve for exploring your G-spot.
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Augarten Wien Croissant Tin goop, $195
It’s a croissant. It’s a butter-holding vessel. It’s the most adorable porcelain dish we’ve ever seen.
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goop Beauty GOOPGLOW Morning Skin Superpowder goop, $60/$55 with subscription
Sip your way to glowing skin.
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HigherDOSE Infrared PEMF Go Mat goop, $499
Portable mat designed with far infrared heat, pulsed electromagnetic fields, and a thick layer of amethyst and tourmaline crystals.
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Meet the
Travel-Friendly, Giftable Minis
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goop Beauty GOOPGLOW Microderm Instant Glow Exfoliator, 15mL goop, $42
Says GP: “A powerful
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goop Beauty GOOPGENES All-in-One Nourishing Skincare Kit goop, $85
Three GOOPGENES
bestsellers—face oil, eye cream, and face cream.SHOP NOW -
goop Beauty GOOPGLOW Glow Lotion, 15 ml goop, $25
Leaves skin with a delicate, dewy, even-toned finish.
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goop Beauty GOOPGLOW 15% Glycolic Acid Overnight Glow Peel, 4-Pack goop, $45
Inspired by professional chemical peels, these intense exfoliating acid peel pads refine, retexturize, and brighten skin while you sleep.
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Tata Harper Regenerating Cleanser, 50 mL goop, $44
An essential-oil-packed cream cleanser that gently exfoliates skin with plant-based microbeads.
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Tata Harper Hydrating Floral Essence goop, $72
This rose-infused mist is wonderfully lightweight.
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Westman Atelier Clean Glow Trio goop, $78
Makeup artist Gucci Westman’s three-step set with the brand’s bestselling contour stick, iridescent highlight stick, and cream blush stick.
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*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.