Holiday Etiquette according to
Gwyneth Paltrow

goop Wellness Double-Sided Wand Vibrator goop, $95

Made with a wonder-ball for the most pleasurable external stimulation.

G. Label Nobles Bustier Top goop, $325

Designed to skim the top of anything high-waisted.

G. Label Rigby Circle Skirt goop, $525

Pair with the Nobles Bustier Top, a chunky knit, or a puff-sleeve tee.

goop x Heretic This Smells Like My Orgasm Candle goop, $75

A tart, tantalizing fragrance made with pink grapefruit, neroli, and ripe cassis berries.

Alexis Steelwood Hand-Carved Antique Oak Hands goop, $95

Did you know that you can use these for foreplay and as a cookbook
stand?

G. Label Dashy Split-Back Turtleneck Sweater goop, $595

The back slits are purposely reminiscent of tails on a tuxedo.

Marloe Marloe Stevie Vase goop, $340

Showstopping with or without flowers.

goop Wellness DTF goop, $55/$50 with subscription

Plant-based ingredients to support women’s sexual arousal, desire, and mood.*

goop Beauty GOOPGENES NOURISHING
LIP BALM TRIO goop, $42

Three moisturizing lip balms—clear, translucent garnet, sheer rose—packed into a chic, limited-edition holiday box.

G. Label Bronwyn Bustier Dress goop, $725

Sweetheart neckline + fitted bodice + tea-length A-line skirt = timelessly
romantic.

Alexis Steelwood Go-Long Party Board goop, $400

Hand-carved from reclaimed oak wood, a foot wide by almost three and a half feet long, and finished with Alexis Steelwood’s signature ring handle.

The Floral Society Wreath Workshop Kit goop, $95

Send to your group text chain.

Kiki de Montparnasse Play Paddle goop, $144

If you’re going to use a paddle, pick one that’s made of embossed leather.

Little Building Co. DIY Guggenheim Museum Model Kit goop, $98

A DIY masterpiece.

G. Label Valenzuela Cable-Knit Sweater goop, $625

You may fall for the modern cable knit or oversize cuff sleeves, but it’s the boxy fit for us.

King St. King St. Vodka King St., $30

If Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Hudson drink it…

goop x Heretic This Smells Like My Vagina Candle goop, $75

Geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed.

Casacarta The Eye Backgammon Set goop, $330

Finished with tiny turquoise evil eyes trailing down the center.

G. Label Kanani Poet-Sleeve Sweatshirt goop, $195

The fleece lining: ultrasoft.

G. Label Ediben Sweatshorts goop, $195

Embellished with adjustable ribbon ties at the waist.

Richard Brendon Georgian Lillies Reflect Teacup
and Saucer Set goop, $250

Handmade from bone china in Stoke-on-Trent, a city with a centuries-old reputation for exceptional ceramic craftsmanship.

G. Label Kerith Thin-Strap Camisole goop, $275

Pairs just as nicely with sequins (now) as it will with straight-leg jeans (later).

goop Wellness Ultraplush Self-Heating
G-Spot Vibrator goop, $89

Rumbly vibrations, gentle heat, and the perfect curve for exploring your G-spot.

Augarten Wien Croissant Tin goop, $195

It’s a croissant. It’s a butter-holding vessel. It’s the most adorable porcelain dish we’ve ever seen.

goop Beauty GOOPGLOW Morning Skin Superpowder goop, $60/$55 with subscription

Sip your way to glowing skin.

HigherDOSE Infrared PEMF Go Mat goop, $499

Portable mat designed with far infrared heat, pulsed electromagnetic fields, and a thick layer of amethyst and tourmaline crystals.